The 7 Deadly Sins of Poetry
- The Impenetrable Haze Poem - the work as a whole does not suggest a theme that any two people can agree on.
- Truth-in-a-nutshell - poem tries to define truth, beauty, love or evil in the abstract, it is apt to sound like a little essay in short lines.
- Oh-Poor-Miserable-Me! - based on unrelenting self pity. Belongs in a psychiatrist's office, not writing class.
- The Marching Band Poem - heavy-handed rhythms and rhymes drown out subtleties of sophisticated poetry.
- Hark, The Antique Language! - you are writing for the 21st century.
- The Wailing-Violin Poem - the reader's emotions are manipulated to evoke tears. The poem is no longer sincere.
- The Collective-Group Poem - we all resent being included in sweeping generalizations about all women, all men, all students, all Americans, all parents, or all anything.
As an assignment, I was to actually write some poetry. Here are two of my sincere attempts. Ironically, they are both based a little bit on my youngest brother. Tell me what you think!

